In today’s mail, “The Family of Abigail L. Noyce” received the following:

President Anne Weaver Hart
cordially invites you to attend a ceremony
recognizing the academic accomplishments of our
most accomplished students at the conclusion
of their undergraduate experience at the
University of New Hampshire

That’s right. Anne Weaver Hart herself believes that I am graduating. Someone needs to update their graduating-senior algorithm beyond “Senior, check. Spring semester, check,” such as considering, say, Intent-to-Graduate forms. Isn’t that kind of the point of those?

UPDATE: One of my profs tells me it’s because turnout at the Honors Convocation tends to be a bit weak, so they try to get as many students to show up as possible.